Is it a bird? I can't tell.

This is the worst puppet show ever.


Never before has a grunt looked this badass.

Now I want a Halo spinoff where I play as a lowly grunt.


Chips Ahoy have never been so terrifying.

Even that Elite is scared!


Sam Witwicky, we need your help!

I forgot what a terrible movie Transformers 2 was. Thanks for reminding me, Halo 3 screenshot!

 

Are you not entertained?!

I sure am, because that's a damn fine screenshot. That guy's an awful gladiator, though.

 

BAH NAH DUNNN BAH NAH DUNNNNN

I don't get it! I can hum it just fine, but when I type it, it falls apart!

 

Part of a balanced breakfast!

In all honestly, though, those look pretty disgusting.

 

I always struggled with math, but with Halo 3, I actually enjoy learning!

Thank you Bungie! (Imagine that part read by a group of children.)


I'll get you, Jameson!

That's a Spider-Man reference, if you aren't nerd enough.

And yes, I know Scorpion doesn't actually have pincers.


Nobody can win at those things.

I would just smash it with my Spartan strength.